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London, prepare to go “My Heart Will Go On… and on… and on”. Titanique, the outrageously funny and fabulously over-the-top parody musical, has docked at the Criterion Theatre. It’s already the campiest, most side-splitting show in the West End right now.
If you loved Titanic (the film), adore Céline Dion, or just crave 90 minutes of nonstop laughter. Showcasing powerhouse vocals, and pure absurd joy, Titanique is your next must-see show.
What Is Titanique?
Titanique is a satirical reimagining of James Cameron’s iconic film Titanic, told through the lens and the lungs of Céline Dion herself. Think: Rose and Jack’s tragic romance reinterpreted by a diva with vocal cords of steel and a sense of humour sharper than an iceberg.
With a script that’s equal parts spoof and love letter. Featuring a soundtrack packed with Céline’s greatest hits. Titanique is a celebration of pop culture, theatre, and the sheer ridiculousness of taking anything too seriously.
It’s not just a show — it’s a full-throttle fever dream of glitter, belt notes, and belly laughs.
Show-Stopping Performances & Céline-Level Vocals
The cast delivers pitch-perfect parody and jaw-dropping vocals. The actress playing Céline is a comedic and vocal force, nailing every note and every absurd joke with divine timing. Jack and Rose are delightfully reinterpreted with camp flair, while supporting characters, even the Iceberg itself, become scene-stealing stars in their own right.
What elevates Titanique beyond mere parody is the genuine talent on stage. The musical numbers — including Céline Dion staples like “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now,” “To Love You More,” and “All By Myself” — are delivered with real vocal firepower, leaving the audience in awe (and stitches).
Direction, Design, and Divine Chaos
Directed with razor-sharp wit and a deep love of spectacle, Titanique strikes the perfect tone: irreverent, imaginative, and incredibly fun. The minimalist yet clever set design lets the performances shine, while outrageous costumes and hilarious sight gags keep the visual comedy flowing.
It’s Broadway-level brilliance with drag-show audacity — and the crowd loves every chaotic second.
The Criterion Theatre — Intimate, Iconic, and Ideal
Nestled in the heart of Piccadilly Circus, the Criterion Theatre is a gorgeous, intimate venue that brings audiences up close to the madness. Its historic charm pairs perfectly with Titanique’s throwback-meets-modern comedy vibe.
From the moment you enter, it’s clear: this is a space built for high-energy, laugh-out-loud theatre.
Final Verdict: 5 Stars ★★★★★
Titanique at the Criterion Theatre is an unmissable West End experience. Combining brilliant parody, next-level vocals, and unapologetic camp into one unforgettable night of theatre.
Whether you’re a Céline fan, a Titanic devotee, or just need a good laugh, this is the funniest musical in London right now. This show is sailing full speed ahead into cult-classic territory.